- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

I literally died laughing

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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