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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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