I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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