- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

I love you

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

New mission: refuse this mission

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Your mom

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