Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

i like men but im not gay

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Anti Joke

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