Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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