- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

heat!

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

boo

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??