what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Religion

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Anti Joke

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