- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

The NBA lockout

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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