Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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