How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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www.xnxx.com

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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my gramma died

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Seven

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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