Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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hey

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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