Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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^that joke's not funny

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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