Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Penis.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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A woman's opinion

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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