- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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