Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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