A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Knock knock. Death.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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Republicans

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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You smell like shit

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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