- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

An asian without a future.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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