What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Women.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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