A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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ginger

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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oooh look a banshee

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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