knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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