What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Racial Equality.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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agp

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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