Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Jews.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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yeah..

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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A man walks into a pole.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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