- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Today is May 18 2016.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

This is a joke setup.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken