Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Pickles

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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I never asked for this.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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