- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Womens rights.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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