Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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your moms my other ride

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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YOU

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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