Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

what did one tree say to the other? move over

So. The gays. ...

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