SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Women's rights.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

How did the girl die? 25.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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