why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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