Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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twilight

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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pickle sniffer

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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i'm funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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