- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Ken wins!

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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