What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

An English man walks into a pub.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

2 women were sitting quietly

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Anti Joke

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