How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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