No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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a man died

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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