how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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JFK

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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