Oh, I must be hearing things.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Samantha

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