- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

Lil Wayne

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

hi to the world fromthe world

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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