- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Ken wins!

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

why did matt die? He had cancer

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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