What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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