What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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