What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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