- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Flop dog

Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

A seal walks into a club.

you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

The 80's

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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