- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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