There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Obamacare haters

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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