whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Welcome To Facebook

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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the cast of the jersey shore

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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a man walks into horse bar

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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