A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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You are Nerochan right?

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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guess what chicken butt

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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anne hatthaway

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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