Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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