1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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I like hats XD!

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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