- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Where do babies come from? My garage

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

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